"America Drinks"

[includes quotes from My Little Red Book (Bacharach/David), Entry Of The Gladiators (Julius Fucik) and more unidentified stuff]

1-2-Buckle my shoe . . .

Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doo-da-Doop

Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop

Da-Doopy Doopy Doopy Doopy Diddly Doopy etc.

Oh no! Oh no-o-o!

I tried to find

How my heart

Could be so blind, (wanna buy some pencils?) Dear

How could I be fooled

Just like the rest

You came on strong

With your fast car

And your class ring

Sad eyes & your bran flakes

I fell for the whole thing

I don't regret

Having met

Up with a girl who breaks

Hearts like they were

Nothing at all (here's one for mother!)

I've done it too

Now I know

Just what it feels like . . .