"Bwana Dik" lyrics

[includes a quote from Daddy, Daddy, Daddy which includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]

And if his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster

They will give him their hearts

[Howard:]

Hold it! Please hold it!

My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .

Why didn't you tell me before?

It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but . . .

Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . .

I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .

I've got the thing you need

I am endowed beyond your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .

Girls from all over the world

Flock to write my name on the toilet walls

Of the Whisky A-Go-Go

For I am Bwana Dik

I am Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik

Yo! Me Bwana Dik

Say!

My dick is a monster

Give me your heart

[Chorus:]

Bwana Dik is a legend

Enormous thou art

[Howard:]

My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start

[Chorus:]

Bwana Dik speaks

The heavens will part

[Howard:]

My dick is a dagger

I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, baby

To scream up your slit

[Chorus:]

Steam it!

Ream it!

Cream it!