FRANK ZAPPA-"Bobby Brown Goes Down" LYRICS

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school

I'm dressin'sharp 'n' I'm

Actin' cool

I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch

I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

Women's Liberation

Came creepin' across the nation

I tell you people, I was not ready

When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then,

Aw, she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick

I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream

But now I smell like Vaseline

An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch

Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute

Got a job doin' radio promo

And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me 'nd a friend

Sorta of drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

As long as I get a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream

With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

An' I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights sayin,' "Thank you, Fred!"

Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!

Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now; I'm goin' down,

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now; I'm goin' down, [etc.]