FRANK ZAPPA-"Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" LYRICS

Hey! Do you know what you are?

You're an asshole!

An ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree

'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery

But think a while and you will see...

Broken hearts are for assholes

Broken hearts are for assholes

Are you an asshole?

Broken hearts are for assholes

Are you an asshole too?

Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole.. .

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy

Maybe you think you're too tough to cry

So you went to The Grape,

Just to give it a try

And Dagmar

Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life

Was his name...

One Two Three Four!

The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his

Pancake make-up

And yet he was a beautiful lady

Nearly drove you insane

Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR

And so you kissed a little sailor