FRANK ZAPPA-"Inca Roads" LYRICS

Did a vehicle

Come from somewhere out there

Just to land in the Andes?

Was it round

And did it have

A motor

Or was it

Something

Different

[George:] So white, Don, I have never seen nothing like that in my entire life!

[Napoleon:] Whose python boot is that? Hey, rush it! What?

[FZ:] Why don't you sharpen it then?

[George:] It was round . . . bold . . . I could . . . couldn't . . . What's that white thing doin' up there?

[Napoleon:] You whose? Hush! Wait a minute!

[FZ:] Mother Mary and Jozuf!

Did a vehicle

Did a vehicle

Did a vehicle

Fly along the mountains

And find a place to park itself

Park it

Se-e-e-elf

(PARK IT . . . PARK IT)

Or did someone

Build a place

To leave a space

For such a thing to land

Did a vehicle

Come from somewhere out there

Did a vehicle come

From somewhere out there

Did the Indians, first on the bill

Carve up the hill

Did a booger-bear

Come from somewhere out there

Just to land in the Andes?

Was she round

And did she have a motor

Or was she something different

Guacamole Queen

Guacamole Queen

Guacamole Queen

At the Armadillo in Austin Texas, her aura,

Or did someone build a place

Or leave a space for Chester's Thing to land

(Chester's Thing . . . on Ruth)

Did a booger-bear

Come from somewhere out there

Did a booger-bear

Come from somewhere out there

Did the Indians, first on the bill

Carve up her hill

On Ruth

On Ruth

That's Ruth