FRANK ZAPPA-"Joe's Garage" LYRICS

[Act I]

[SCENE TWO]

[JOE'S GARAGE]

A boring old garage in a residential area with a teenage

band rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL

SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) sings to us of the trials

and tribulations of garage- band husbandry.

[JOE:]

It wasn't very large

There was just enough room to cram the drums

In the corner over by the Dodge

It was a fifty-four

With a mashed up door

And