FRANK ZAPPA-"St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast" LYRICS

Yes indeed, here we are!

At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady

Make her entrance like a queen

Why she was totally chenille

And her old man was a Marine

As she abused a sausage pattie

And said why don't you treat me mean?

(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)

At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)

Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . .

Saint Alfonzo

Saint Alfonzo

Saint Alfonzo

Saint Alfonzo

Ooo-ooo-WAH . . .