"Help, I'm A Rock"

Help, I'm a rock

Help, I'm a rock

Help, I'm a rock

Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

Ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee

Veni-ma-no too mah

Veni veni ka toree tor (see'dra votra nee!)

Vedi-vedi ki-ta-la tom-bay

Vel-lay ka-la tay-la-tor

Vel-lay kay-la ta-la-sor

Vel-lay kay-lay ka-la-tor

Vel-lay kay-la sa-la-tay

Vor-a kor-ay tor-a-tor

Vel-la kay-la sa-la tch'ay

Vor-a kor-ay kay-a la kur'ad

Vor-a silli kay-t'ay tcha-to

Vor-a kay-ay tay-lay tay-ay tcha-to

Klanna-tholl

Klanna-tholl

Klanna-tholl

Pik-a-dill-a do-tchay

Pik-a-li-sa no-say (o-ooh)

Bi-ni-bi-ni me-ho-la-ka ta-ka-ho-ba

Say-kay pay-tay-ho-a-la tur-i-ca (Mee-oo-da-ra)

Chil-li pil-li ka-zi-o-bi-a bee bee bee bee (Do-dee-bop)

You know...(a-mad hee)

(Arrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee...)

Oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa...

OOOOaaaaaaaaaaa.........(ah, hah)

O-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee

A-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee

A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

A ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo

Pedi-goh

Pedi-koh

Ann-i tcho-ee-see-na

Per-a-ko-ee-say

Kar-ra

May-a-ta

Uh-oh

Uh-oh

Uh-oh

Uh-oh

Uh-oh

Hay-lo

Pray-lo

Say la do sa ka ho-say

Vay-lay ko say-let-a-no

Vay-la ka sa la to-shay

Va-la ko-lo-tay

Ay-o

Lay-o

Lay-o

Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa

O-ha o-ha yew

Ah-yew

Lay la-fan

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Help, I'm a rock!

Help, I'm a rock!

Help, I'm a rock!

Somebody!

Help, I'm a rock!

Please!

Help, I'm a rock!

Please!

Help, I'm a rock!

Please!

Help, I'm a rock!

Wow!

Help, I'm a rock!

Wow!

Help, I'm a rock!

Help, I'm a rock!

Somebody helps me

Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock

(Help, I'm a rock)

(Help, I'm a rock)

(Help, I'm a rock)

I wish I was anything but a rock

Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman

Hey, you know what?

You know maybe if I practice, you know

Maybe if I pass my driving test

I could get a gig drivin' that bus that pick the freaks up

In front of Ben Frank's, right?

Help, I'm a cop!

Help, I'm a cop!

Help, I'm a cop!

Help, I'm a cop!

(Help, I'm a rock)

Help, I'm a cop!

(Help, I'm a rock)

It's a drag being a cop

I think I'd rather be the mayor

Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know

Always wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I could make it

You know, in society, because,

You know, it's a drag when you're rejected

So I tore the cover off a book of matches

And I sent in

And I got this letter back that said . . .