Recipe "Muffin Man" muffins

Some people... Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought. There be nothing so exalted on the face of God’s gray earth as that prince of foods… The muffin!

Ingredients list:

1/3 lb butter, softened
4 medium eggs
1 c. sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 c. milk
2 1/2 c. flour
¾ lb chocolate chips
quarter-ounce green rosetta


1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Butter muffin pan and set aside.

2. In large bowl combine butter and vanilla using a hand mixer until light and fluffy.

3. Slowly beat in eggs, until combined. Slowly add sugar, until completely combined.

4. In small bowl combine baking powder, salt, milk, quarter-ounce green rosetta and flour. Slowly mix into butter until just combined, but still lumpy. Add chocolate chips and combine. 

5. Pour mixture into muffin pans, filling each cup two-thirds full.

6. Bake for 25 minutes or until muffins turn golden brown, and a toothpick inserted into center of muffin comes out clean.

...and while producing your prince of foods you can enjoy "Muffin Man"...over and over...

Recipe "Muffin Man" muffins Recipe "Muffin Man" muffins Reviewed by frank zappa newspaper on 09:30 Rating: 5


  1. It's "God's GREAT earth," not "gray" earth, by the way. -- TT

    1. The lyric is "god's gray earth"

      Look it up (or just listen to the song)

  2. What, no little green Rosetta to make the muffin betta?

  3. ...girl, you thought it was a man, but it was a muffin!!


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