FRANK ZAPPA-"Disco Boy" LYRICS

Disco Boy

Run to the toilet, honey,

Comb your hair

Disco Boy

Pucker yer lip,

'N check yer shoulder,

'Cause some dandruff might be

Hidin' there!

Disco Boy,

You're the DISCO KING!

Aw, the Disco-Thing

Made you think

Someday,

That you

Just might GO SOMEWHERE!

Disco Girl!

You're 'out-a-site'!

You need a Disco Boy

To treat you right

He'll do a little dance;

Take you home tonight

(Leave his hair alone,

But you can kiss his comb)

Disco Boy!

Run to the toilet boy,

'N comb your hair

Disco Boy!

Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it

(WOW!)

While yer standin' there!

(Well . . . )

Disco Boy!

Do the Bump every night, 'til the Disco Girl

Who's REALLY RIGHT

Gonna fall for yer line,

'N feed you a box fulla

Chicken Delight!

Disco chit-chat; so demure!

Pump that booty all across the floor!

A disco drink

A disco wink

"You never go doody!"

(That's what you think)

"You never go doody!"

(That's what you think)

"You never go doody!"

(That's what you think)

Doody

Ah, go doody

Doody

You never go doody

Doody

You never go doody

Doody

You never go doody

Doody

You never go doody

Ah, baby, doody

No doody

Doody

Ah, baby, doody

Disco Boy!

You got one more chance

To comb your hair again

Disco Boy!

They're closin' the bar,

And she's leavin' with your friend!

Disco Boy,

That's the way it goes,

So wipe your nose,

'N try it again,

To get a little laid tomorrow!

Disco Boy,

No one understands,

But thank THE LORD

That you still got hands

To help you do that jerkin' that'll

Blot out yer Disco Sorrow!

It's Disco Love tonight

Make sure you look all right

It's Disco Love tonight

Make sure you look all right