FRANK ZAPPA-"Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead" LYRICS

Poofter's Froth, Wyoming

March Eleven Sixty-Seven

Take a letter

Miss Abetter

As our pigeons

Will be homing

To our jobbers in Dakota

And to Merwyn, Minnesota

This is merely just a note about

Performance to our quota

Well, we all come out

To show dem

An' the Elks have helped us

Load 'em

Little packets full of jackets

Little rackets, little rackets

Little Poofter - Cloth Appointments

Little Poofter's Froth Anointments

Little hoods, little goods,

Little doo-dads from the woods

The entire stock is shipping

Oh our shod is hardly slipping

To the markets of the world

Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!

T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,

Poster rolls with matching tacks

Yes, a special beer for sports

(and paper cups that hold two quarts)

Everything a nation needs

For making hoopla while if feeds

The trash compactors, small reactors,

Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:

This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute (HYULK!)

Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!

Ah but we have been astute!

Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!