FRANK ZAPPA-"Sy Borg" LYRICS

[Act II]

[SCENE ELEVEN]

[SY BORG]

[JOE:]

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,

I beg

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,

Little wires, pliers, tires

They turn me on

Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm cra/y

Maybe I m crazy,

mon...

Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages JOE continues...

Gee, Sy

This is a real groovy apartment

You've got here

[SY BORG:]

All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

[JOE:]

This is exciting

I never plooked

A tiny chrome-plated machine

That looks like a magical pig

With marital aids stuck all over it

Such as yourself before

[SY BORG:]

You'll love it!

Its a way of life.

[JOE:]

Does that mean maybe later

You'll plook me....

[SY BORG:]

If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

[JOE:]

Just me and yon?

[SY BORG:]

I share this apartment

With a modified

Gay Bob doll

He goes all the way...

Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

[JOE:]

No, ah, not yet,

Ah, is this him?

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZED]

This is him.

Your wish is his command

He likes you

He wants to kiss you always

Just tell him what you want

[JOE:]

Really?

Hi, little guy

Think I might get a tiny, but exciting

Blow.. .job...

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Blow job...

Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob.

[SY BORG:]

Bend over.

[JOE:]

Gay Bob

Blow job

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Blow job

Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob

[SY BORG:]

You'll love it!

It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47.

[JOE:]

Little leather cap and trousers

They look so gay..

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Hey...

[SY BORG:]

Bob is tired.

Plook me now,

You savage rascal

Ehhh!

That tickles.

You are a fun person

I like you.

I want to kiss you always.

[JOE:]

Gee, this is great

Hows about some bondage and humiliation

[SY BORG:]

Anything you say, master.

[JOE:]

Oh no, I don't believe it

You're way more fun than Mary...

[SY BORG:]

You're plooking too hard...

[JOE:]

And cleaner than Lucille...

[SY BORG:]

Plooking on me...

[JOE:]

What have I been missing

All these years?

[SY BORG:]

Too hard

[JOE:]

Sy...

[SY BORG:]

Too hard

[JOE:]

Sy...

[SY BORG:]

Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e...

[JOE:]

Speak to me

Oh no...

The golden shower must have shorted out

His master circuit

He's, he's, oh my God

I must have plooked him...

Hey

To death...

Hey

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...You have just destroyed

one model XOJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker.

And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't

got a chance.

[JOE:]

But I...

I, I, I, I...

I can't pay

I gave all my money

To some kinda groovy religious guy...

Two songs ago...

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]

Come on out son...

Between the two of us

We'll find a way to

Work it out