FRANK ZAPPA-"Stick It Out" LYRICS

[Act II]

[SCENE TEN]

[STICK IT OUT]

[JOE:]

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn

Streck ihn aus

Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten.

Streck ihn aus

Streck aus deinen' heinen gelockten

Streck ihn aus

Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz

Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!

Mach es sehr schnell

Rein und raus

Magisches Schwein

Mach es sehr schnell

Rein und raus

Magisches Schwein

Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!

Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model

XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG

(previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut

two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says..

[SY BORG:]

Pick me...I'm clean...

I am also programmed for conversational English.

This stuns JOE, who stands there speechless for a moment. Smitten by

JOE's animal magnetism, SY continues...

[SY BORG:]

May I have this dance?

And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on

his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeating the

entreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversational English form,

so that his intentions regarding the Appliance will be made perfectly clear...

[JOE:]

I've got a better idea...

Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

You ugly son of a bitch

Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

Stick it out

Stick out yer hot curly weenie

Stick it out

Stick out yer hot curly weenie

Stick it out

Stick out yer hot curly weenie

Weenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast

In and out,

Magical Pig

Make it go fast

In and out,

Magical Pig

Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts

Fire

Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts

Fire

Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance,

SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry...

[SY BORG:]

What s a girl like you

Doing in a place like this?

Do you come here often?

Wail a minute...

I've got it...

You're an Italian...

What?

You're Jewish?

Lore your nails..

Yon must be a Libra....

Your place or mine?

Your place or mine?

Your place or mine?

Your place or mine.

See the chrome

Feel the chrome

Touch the chrome

Heal the chrome

See the screaming

Hot black steaming

Iridescent naugahyde python screaming

Steam Roller!

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. Joe and his date an going back

to the apartment to have a little party...