Thing-Fish-"He's So Gay" Lyrics

[Ensemble: (singing)]

He's so gay

(He's so gay)

He's very very gay

He's so gay

(He's gay)

[Brown Moses:]

Yes, he is

I guess he likes it

Yeah

[Ensemble:]

And he likes to be that way

With his keys on the right

[Brown Moses:]

Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]

He's into rubber every night

[Brown Moses:]

Into . . . into rubber?

Wha . . . the boy's into rubber every night!

[Ensemble:]

He's so gay

He's so gay

[Brown Moses:]

Oh, my goodness

Whoo . . .

[Ensemble:]

He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY

He's okay

He's okay

[Brown Moses:]

Yeah, that's what they say

[Ensemble:]

He's got a role he wants to play

[Brown Moses:]

Aww . . . look, have you ever SMELLED rubber?

[Ensemble:]

He's okay

He's okay

[Brown Moses:]

I guess it's okay, l-look at his woman, yeah . . .

I-I guess it's all right

[Ensemble:]

He's just a cowboy for a day

[Brown Moses:]

Mm-hmm

[Ensemble:]

Of course, his evening's not complete

[Brown Moses:]

Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]

Without some meat in the seat;

[Brown Moses:]

Don't tell me that

[Ensemble:]

Let's skate away

Down Santa Monica today

(Well well well)

Maybe he wants a little spanking

[Brown Moses:]

Uh . . . a spanking?

[Ensemble:]

Maybe he'll eat a little chain

[Brown Moses:]

Uh . . . well, eat the chain

[Ensemble:]

Maybe his lover should be thanking him

[Brown Moses:]

Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]

For the way he makes it sprinkle

[Brown Moses:]

Wait a minute . . .

Wh . . .

[Ensemble:]

Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN

[Brown Moses:]

M . . . makin' into rai . . . ?

Oh no!

What is the problem?

Uh-oh

UHH-OHh

[Ensemble:]

He's so gay

He's so gay

[Brown Moses:]

Yeah, that's what it is

[Ensemble:]

He rules the city in a way

[Brown Moses:]

Ohh boy . . .

[Ensemble:]

You could say

(You could say)

[Brown Moses:]

Wha . . . what could ya say?

[Ensemble:]

It's sorta different today

[Brown Moses:]

I agree

[Ensemble:]

All the taffeta and chintz

[Brown Moses:]

Uh . . . 'least the boy ain't gonna reproduce hisself again

[Ensemble:]

And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE

[Brown Moses:]

Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]

Hey hey hey!

[Brown Moses:]

Hey hey hey . . .

[Ensemble:]

Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him

TOMORROW!

[Brown Moses:]

Hoooo, that's shockin'!

[Ensemble:]

Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah

[Brown Moses:]

Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh

Ooof!

[Ensemble:]

Maybe you'll get a chance

[Brown Moses:]

I'm telling ya

[Ensemble:]

To borrow

(Borrow)

[Brown Moses:]

What I'm a borrow?

[Ensemble:]

His bouquet

[Brown Moses:]

No way!

[Ensemble:]

And maybe later . . .

[Brown Moses:]

Don't you tell me this

[Ensemble:]

MAYBE LATER

[Brown Moses:]

I said don't you tell me this!

[Ensemble:]

We'll ALL BE

GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

[Brown Moses:]

No! No! No!

Oh, gay . . .

[Ensemble:]

DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?

[Brown Moses:]

You just did!

[FZ:]

MOO-AHHH!

[includes a quote from Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Hay/Moss/Craig/O'Dowd)]