Listen to Letter from Jeepers(1964)

                                              

-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells...

 Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are 

 perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence

 of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!...

 "Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend

 my party at the castle last week. You and Doris 

 make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to 

 have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and 

 Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all 

 played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! 

 and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat 

 down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh, 

 such fun!"

 Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew... 

 And to continue now...

 "Although the party was supposed to be rot

 luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still 

 lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- 

 chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. 

 Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must 

 close now. The sun is coming up and I must

 return to the crypt.

 Sincerely, Count Dracula.

 Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle:

 Where there's a will, what's the way?"

 Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha